Free at last...

Let the bells ring out and the banners fly! Feast your eyes on me, because I am free at last! No more nurses! Yaaaaaaa!!!!!

I guess I am healed enough that I no longer need nurses visiting. No more bandages! No more packing! No more cringing! Now all I have to worry about is my wife looking at little white bumps and reaching for the tweezers. Nope, can't find them. Let me get a pin so's I can prick those little white heads... Yaaaakkkk!! I have gone from sadistic nurses to overly vengeful wife!

Maybe I ain't quite so free as I thought...